{"product_id":"digitemb-slow-is-smooth-smooth-is-fast-sloth-tactical-morale-patch","title":"DigitEMB Slow is Smooth Smooth is Fast Sloth Tactical Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"\"\"Embrace the \"\"\"\"Tactical Pace\"\"\"\" with the Ultimate Morale Patch. In the world of tactical operations, rushing leads to mistakes. As the saying goes: “Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast.” Our Tactical Sloth Morale Patch captures this philosophy with a hilarious twist. Featuring a battle-ready sloth fully decked out in a tactical helmet, rifle, and GPNVG-18 night vision goggles, this patch is the perfect blend of military culture and internet humor. Built for the Long Haul We don’t cut corners on quality. Utilizing professional-grade Wilcom ES-65 design software, this patch features a massive 17,784 stitch count. This results in a thick, 3D-feeling embroidery that resists fraying and fading. The colors are specifically chosen to match popular tactical palettes, including \"\"\"\"Drak Green,\"\"\"\" \"\"\"\"Fune Sand,\"\"\"\" and \"\"\"\"Emerald Black.\"\"\"\" Versatile \u0026amp; Durable Whether you’re heading to the range, out on a hike, or just want to customize your daily carry, this patch is up to the task. The hook-and-loop backing ensures a quick and easy attachment to any loop-field surface. Specifications: Dimensions: 3.00” (W) x 2.43” (H) Backing: Hook side for easy attachment Stitch Count: 17,784 (High Density) Design: Tactical Sloth with Night Vision Goggles \u0026amp; Rifle Add some personality to your loadout. Order your Tactical Sloth patch today and remember: Stay smooth.\"\"\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DigitEMB","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52547274375388,"sku":"SLOTH-SMOOTH-PATCH-01","price":6.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/shop.digitemb.com\/products\/digitemb-slow-is-smooth-smooth-is-fast-sloth-tactical-morale-patch","provider":"DigitEMB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}